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might be a road crusier if...
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by 2-step on March 27, 2001
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also,if you have a f-350 radiator and cooling fans,in six cylinder ford ranger.
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""You Might Be A Road Cruiser If.....&qu
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by ReptileHobbyist on August 14, 2001
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You have your Dad stop the truck, and run back 200 ft so you can get that Mountain Kingsnake that turns out to be a damn bungie cord.
You stop because some idiot in your club thought it would be funny and took white chalk and marked the side of the road to look like a Cal. Kingsnake.
You find yourself cussing out that vechicle in front of you for running over the only snake you see all night.
You find yourself calling anyone who travels over 40 m.p.h. a snake killer.
You hang your head out the window and catch bugs in your mouth looking for snakes.
You find yourself out the door of your truck before it has time to come to a full stop.
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cruising the interstates
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by coils on March 13, 2002
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...if, while having to travel across the state or the country, you still can't stop checking the shoulders at speed - all night long.
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by koror on May 6, 2002
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You would not have found it as amusing if it had been your frog that the swarm of military police had confiscated.
Just carry a golf club don't even try to explain a snake hook to military police
In retrospect I must be something of a slow learner because I also attracted a half dozen vehicle loads the time I stopped on a dirt road about ten miles from the main post. Try explaining that you thought that everyone stopped for dead bats. Fortunately the one that said "Dead Bat, Yea Sure" found it lying on the ground between his feet.
I got to keep the bat but lost on the frog. Go figure.
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by serpentinespirit on July 7, 2002
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"If you take up golf just to save em from the other idiot golfers, besides you like the way the snakehook looks in yer club caddy! Matter of fact, all you got are diff size hooks and no drivers!"
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by BGF on March 5, 2003
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You might be a roadcruiser if 'despite not being able to balance a checkbook to save your life, you can look at the herp, the oncoming semi, do the calculus and instantly know 'yeah, I can do it''.
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RE: ""You Might Be A Road Cruiser If....
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by snakechic on June 12, 2006
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I thought that was great....
You have your Dad stop the truck, and run back 200 ft so you can get that Mountain Kingsnake that turns out to be a damn bungie cord.
I think that we can all say we have done that more than once.
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