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Rum remedy for snake bite on penis
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by tigers9 on June 10, 2008
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Picture on he link, from the waist up
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http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23845829-1702,00.html
Rum remedy for snake bite on penis
By Damon Guppy
June 11, 2008 08:01am
Article from: The Cairns Post
• Man says deadly snake bit his penis
• Says he saw the snake between his legs
• Once he was cleared from danger the jokes began
A MAN bitten on the penis by a deadly snake has told how he used a cold rum can to soothe the pain while he rang his mother to say a final goodbye.
"I thought I was gone," Daryl Zutt said of his now notorious encounter with a brown snake during a roadside toilet stop in remote far north Queensland, The Cairns Post reported.
"I thought, ‘Maybe, this is it. Maybe, I’m gonna cark it’."
The Cairns Post revealed details of the bizarre encounter two weeks ago but the identity of the victim remained unknown until Mr Zutt came forward to tell how the brown snake took a near-fatal swipe as he relieved himself.
"I squatted down … I reckon I must’ve nearly sat on his head," he said.
"As soon as I felt it, I yelled.
"It really hurt.
"When it happened, I knew in the back of my mind it was a snake.
"I seen him coming out from between my legs."
He said he tried to remain calm as he inspected the damage.
"He got me about halfway down," he said. "I saw fang marks and a bit of blood come out."
Mr Zutt's friend drove him to a medical centre before he was moved to a hospital for further tests which showed he was not envenomated.
"They’ve been saying things like ‘It was a trouser snake fight’ and ‘He (the snake) saw the competition and got scared’," Mr Zutt said.
"Once they knew I was right, the jokes came out."
Read more at The Cairns Post.
NEWS.com.au is not responsible for the content of external sites.
Snake charmer ... Daryl Zutt has lived to tell the story of how he was bitten on the penis by a snake. Picture: Mark McCormack
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by Cro on June 10, 2008
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Durn Z, you posted that article before I did, LOL.
I always knew that Rum was good for something, LOL !
Best Regards John Z
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by Cro on June 10, 2008
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"A MAN bitten on the penis by a deadly snake has told how he used a cold rum can to soothe the pain."
The question is, HOW was he using the rum to soothe the pain ??? Was he drinking the rum ? Was he pouring it over the bite ? Was he soaking the bitten limb in a glass of cold rum ?
Perhaps we should tell the CroFab folks about this amazing cure for snake bite, LOL !
Best Regards John Z
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by tigers9 on June 10, 2008
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Well, where I come from, former communist Eastern Europe, alcohol is used to treat about everything, mostly by drinking it. Favorites are rum, vodka and slivovica (prune liquor, basically kind if like rubbing alcohol with little flavor, potent stuff)
There is another one called Becherovka (spelling?) I think to cure stomach problems, but that one to me tastes so horrible that it would actually make me even sicker to my own stomach
I personally treat myself with Vodka.
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by JoeCrotalid on June 11, 2008
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Hmmmm! Alcohol and trouser snakes usually lead to other problems.
I know when I drink Rum I usually feel better too! Whether I get bit or not.
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by viandy on June 11, 2008
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Is treatment really necessary? I think if you leave it alone it will just fall off by itself after a few days.
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by czarnick on June 11, 2008
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There once was a bloke named Zutt,
Who lowered his big Ozzie butt,
To find relief,
But found only grief
As fang hit wang and missed nut!
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by FLherp on June 12, 2008
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I would think that rum might be the cause of a snakebite to the penis...
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by tj on June 12, 2008
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LOL....yet another reason why I don't drink Guaro when we go to the Osa.....good think Patron doesn't have that effect. Right, Jeff?
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